Boo!

 

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As I speak with potential tenants, the composting toilet is a “thing” people need to think about if they can handle. I assure them it doesn’t smell and it’s easy to use. Plus I’ll be coming once a month to clean it (which takes about 10 minutes and is also easy). So all they have to do is empty the liquid waste every 3-6 days once it fills.

So folks seem to want the Tiny House on Wheels experience – without the full experience. But it’s a romance: they need to accept the Little Dove, warts and all. (Yes! Mama Bear is back! Flashback to Will my Little Dove get into Harvard?)

Or maybe we’ve all been so traumatized by porta-potties that the thought of not flushing away every last spec puts us in paroxysms of despair. #IGetThat

Or maybe we are, as a culture, in denial of our animal/organic nature. #Puritanism

Or maybe poop is just gross. #Eww

But that’s okay. I’m tough. I will ROLL up my sleeves to get to the BOTTOM of this. (Sorry. Poop jokes aren’t my favorite either – but they’re a solid #2.)

Is #peefear a real thing?

 

(Photo courtesy of https://theverybesttop10.com/scariest-halloween-toilets/)

 

 

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Evolution

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Yes, my dear readers, I am back! It has been a year and a half of Tiny House Living With No News. Apologies.

What has been stupendous:

  • Reading on the sofa. Then reading more. Then reading until my eyes burn.
  • An awesome shower head and hot, hot water.
  • Hearing my daughter splash around in the full-sized tub.
  • Calling to my daughter in her loft.
  • My daughter telling me she is ‘shutting the door’ to her loft and to not come ‘in’.
  • My daughter bombing me with pillows from her loft while I’m in the kitchen.
  • Mastering how to prep food, cook and dry dishes on 3 feet of counter space.
  • Cracking the kitchen window mid-winter when cooking, so I get to feel oven heat and cool breeze at the same time.
  • Sleeping in my loft with the window open, so a breeze brushes my forehead.
  • Cleaning the entire thing in 1 hour. And I mean SHINY, SPIT-POLISH CLEAN.
  • Knowing where everything I own is, all the time.
  • Finding out – yay! – that items stored in bins under the House stay dry! Can we say: camping gear, skiing gear, giant ladder to clean the ceiling fan, and outdoor toys?
  • Getting AC and heat installed. That cost $2.5K of the $10K I won (and collected) from small claims court. The short version: Incompetent builder and naive me.  The house isn’t really towable, is overweight, isn’t balanced, and wasn’t completed as contracted – and IT IS STILL SO CUTE THAT I LOVE IT.  Plus the mini-split AC/Heater is… stupendous!

What has not been stupendous:

  • See above small claims suit. (Blech.)
  • We don’t get WiFi, and we get barely enough 4G to handle phone calls and (sometimes) Netflix. Then again, see above love of reading until my eyes burn. I got myself a Kindle!
  • My daughter has gotten more dependent on knowing where I am at all times. She was already needy in that way. I thought the Tiny House would alleviate her fears. Instead, since her fears are 100% assuaged by my ever-present proximity, she is now further addicted.
  • It gets really hot in the desert-climate town where I am parked. A Tiny House on Wheels can only go where land is not at a fancy premium, so I had to move out of the temperate, crowded town I lived in as an apartment renter.
  • My daughter hates her new school.

Which brings me to the theme of this post:

  • I am moving back to my former town for two years, so my daughter can finish elementary school at her old school. This is the right parenting decision, but I am mourning the end of this phase of my/our life. I say “end”, because I can only keep it if I rent it out, otherwise I will need to sell my Little Dove.  Also, what 6th grader wants to share 208 door-less square feet with her mom? What-To-Expect-From-Your-Tween-1

 

Holy S**t!

My mom is going to be perturbed by this post; she thinks I have an obsession with my Composting Toilet. But, hey, who doesn’t want all the comforts of home while camping at 7000 feet?

On another note, it’s now been over six months since I first moved into The Little Dove. Time for a status update:

~I can clean the entire thang in one hour (including mopping, dusting and vacuuming).

~I took up all the rugs for summer, and now the downstairs is even easier to clean.

~I tucked away all but four plates, bowls, glasses, mugs and each type of utensil. So now I have to do the dishes right away. So now my kitchen is always clean!

~I installed an AC unit in my daughter’s window at the top of her loft, assuming that heavier, colder air would flow gracefully down her stairs, mill gently around the lower level, and then float merrily into my loft. NOT. Her loft is about 60 degrees and my loft is about 80 degrees. Working on that li’l dilemna.

~I have finally gotten used to the rapid oscillation of dirty/clean, and in fact I think that makes me a more chill hostess. Without accepting chaos as par for the course, could my mom and I so easily have shared space? (Yes, 2 adults in separate beds + 1 dog + 1 seven-year old not only survived but thrived for 10 days! Some credit goes to Ikea for its Magical Sofa.)

~My daughter complains, “Mom, our house is on airplane mode!” Why, yes, little one, it is. We can’t get wifi. Come read a book with me on the Magical Sofa.

Cross-Pollination

 

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The world of blogging is like the world of Facebook: alliances are created; friendships blossom; shared links expand our world…. (Yes, I’m idealizing Facebook to make my point, but bear with me.)

Bloggers follow other bloggers, much the same way Facebook friends like each other’s posts. I follow a lifestyle blog or four, and one author invited other minimalists to submit stories for posting on her blog. So I sent her my two cents, and she graciously posted about the Tiny Dove! Now some of her followers are following me. I’m making internet friends. Talk about minimalism: my friends don’t even take up physical space!

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In less than 300 square feet, decorating becomes both challenge and true art form. Collections are pared to a few favorites. Memories are stored in the mind, rather than on shelves. Books are borrowed from the library – and read on a Kindle.

Through such culling, we determine our special totems. I use the term for any object that I’ve imbued with sacred properties; objects that, when I see or hold them, convey meaning far beyond their simple appearance.

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Dream catchers come from Native American culture; they catch the bad dreams but let good dreams slip through the center. My mother gave me my first dream catcher as a little girl, and I have had one ever since. My current red and turquoise version brings me safety, comfort, and my mother’s presence.

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My mother had a dream that I was a red rose in a silver vase. A few years later she gave me this milk bottle and metal flower, to remind me of my strength, beauty, and – via the unusual form she chose – uniqueness.

I have four laughing Buddhas. We should always remember to laugh. And be fat. Fat and happy.

My daughter gave me her Lego self, complete with jet pack. She is even letting me keep it! I’m sure the Buddha keeps her entertained when I’m not home.

In the 20 years since I left home for my first apartment, I’ve donated, tossed or sold thousands of books. All that remains are those written by family or friends or authors I’ve met, favorite childhood tomes, and go-to parenting books.

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The summer I was 18, my mother took me to a yoga center for a week. In the store were Angel Cards: you draw one each day, and that’s your theme for the day. I can’t tell you how frequently I turn over “play”! (When I was pregnant, I usually got “expectancy”…..)

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My mother made the leather book and the middle bear. She says she’s not artistic, but then she gives me these creative gems. They remind me that we are all more than we think we are.

The two other bears are from New Mexico, where my parents lived for ten years. Bears are protectors. So is my landlord, whose car you see in the distance by his front door. He’s my real bear.

 

Mommy likes it!

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My mother is visiting for the first time since the Little Dove has been completed. Last she saw, it was still open to the sky. But now she can sleep in my cozy loft (which she says is “divine”), dine at our tiny table (which, because it’s my daughter’s crib wood, she agrees is “adorable”), and lounge on the sofa (which she murmurs is “actually quite comfortable”). Her highest compliment? “It’s much classier than I had pictured it!”

Mommy likes it!

I’m not quite sure what she thought it would be like, since she has known me for over 40 years so should have an idea of my taste. But maybe just hearing that it’s only 8 and a half feet wide is enough to throw anyone into paroxysms of claustrophobia and skepticism – even friends and family simultaneously cheering us on. If the back door is my precious, and I’m the number one fan of composting toilets, then the Little Dove’s extra six inches of width are the cherry on my Tiny Home sundae.

Without it, my sofa would be like the below – which, while attractive, just doesn’t ring cozy.

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I like my sofa facing the below direction, in a nook, with glass on all three sides to make the house feel even wider. We even open it regularly for tickle fights and my daughter’s guitar lesson. (She looks like a 70’s rock band member, lolling at the back of her tour bus, jammin’.)

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Another thing Mom approves of: My landlord’s landscaping. Her mouth open in astonishment, she gasps, “Do you realize how lucky you are?” I do. Oh, I do.

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Or maybe it’s just being in sunny SoCal that makes life so grand. I mean, really, having my back door and windows wide open in February ain’t so bad! Mommy for sure likes it.

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Life cereal photo courtesy of http://urbanlegendsonline.com/mikey-likes-it/

Tiny home photo courtesy of https://www.pinterest.com/baileyeschaff/tiny-houses

Want Not; Waste Not

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Do you know the depression-era adage, “Waste not, want not”? Those were bleak times; there was never enough. People made money any way they could, from physical labor to selling food. Everything was reused or recycled: flour sacks, presents, inner tubes, and even rabbits. (Another adage: “Necessity is the mother of invention!”)

These days, many Americans live in an era of bounty. I am blessed with having a plethora of choices for what show to watch, which calls to screen, what brand of food to buy, or how to spend my time.  I am grateful and humbled to be living in a time and in a place with such freedom.

Ironically, though, I would prefer fewer choices. I would like a simpler buffet of life from which to choose my few, favorite dishes. Even more acutely, I want to not even notice that selections have slimmed down. In the mall for an errand, I hope to sail obliviously past enticing shop windows. Looking over a dinner menu, I desire to desire the bowl of soup and side salad and feel nothing for the duck confit.  I want to want not.

Tiny House living wildly supports this goal. My kitchen suffices for – but does not surpass – my needs. My bathroom is rudimentary, rather than resplendent. Here’s a tour:

I swung into Bed, Bath and Beyond last week for that second bathroom curtain. I had nowhere to put anything new, aside from this necessity, so I felt no need to get anything new. I did pause for a moment in front of some whimsical wall clocks, but I then sallied on. I felt free and buoyant. I may even do a light version of this shopping ban, to shift further into “wanting not”. No frou-frou stuff for me!*

I also happily notice that wanting not makes it easier to waste not. More altruistic people than I have gotten into the Tiny Home movement specifically to lessen their carbon footprint and overall effect on the Earth. I am much more selfish and did it just because it felt good. Still, I find myself proud to be using a negligible amount of electricity. I feel surprisingly good about my few weekly laundry washes. I smile taking a single trash bag out each weekend. And, as my loyal readers know, I love not creating septic waste! I wish Nature’s Head would ask me to be their spokesperson; hey, I’d do it for free – or at least a pittance! Behold its majesty:

*Disclaimer: I did get myself three cozy winter sweaters in honor of spending winter breaks at my mother’s in clammy Pennsylvania. And of course I get my daughter little prezzies from time to time!